Okay, I came here as a last resort. I am at the end of my tether. There is a person in my vicinity, and there is a gargantuan crisis. This person suffers from overpowering flatulence. No, I mean it is a global threat. The hydrogen sulfide emitted can cause acid rain in Virginia.
When I was in Toronto for six years, the weather was warmer than ever. Nobody could explain why, but I knew. Methane is a far more potent greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide.
Now, none of that weak sauce stuff like carrot fibers. This person's favorite vegetable is carrots, and they can consume an entire field of carrots as if 10,000 Spartan rabbits were unleashed upon it.
So, I need you to

your game and come up with the ultimate nullifier. I wanna go John Wick on the ass. I'm talking Fatality, Brutality, and Flawless Victory all rolled into one. This is my last resort. No quarter given, no surrender, just total annihilation.
What fibers hold the secret to this catastrophe-extinguisher?

