Is your arse still there?

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I successfully met my goal and beyond but in the process, I lost me arse. I’ve looked everywhere for it; at work, under the bed, in my closet and in my car. It is nowhere to be found. I don’t want to be arse-less. Where do I find it? If it’s gone, can I get another? Anyone else lose theirs?
 
Mine is gone as well. Air travel has never been this uncomfortable.
 
PopTart said:
Mine is gone as well. Air travel has never been this uncomfortable.
I hear you there. It is uncomfortable to sit on any harder surface.
 
My friend who just started mounjaro has been moaning about the same thing, "I look and feel great but now when Im spanked it really hurts"!

Um, I thought that was the point? 🤔
 
Sir Chuck said:
Worse, you acquire the 'old guy butt dimple."
I affectionately refer to the look as “a frog standing on its hind legs.” Not enough ass to stink as they say…
 
I started with a good amount. it's in my genes. (pun intended) So i'm not worried at all 🙂

It's kind of interesting that we usually want what we don't have.

I always wished I had no butt. And now, Ladies are getting implants to make em bigger.

Straight haired use curling irons and curly haired use straighteners etc.
 
Yup... It's a real pain in the ischial tuberosity!

I can't even look at mine... Looks like a dinosaur scrotum!
 
Batscout said:
I successfully met my goal and beyond but in the process, I lost me arse. I’ve looked everywhere for it; at work, under the bed, in my closet and in my car. It is nowhere to be found. I don’t want to be arse-less. Where do I find it? If it’s gone, can I get another? Anyone else lose theirs?
Not me, I'm just beginning (I still have enough for 4 people 🤣) But some years ago my husband did and here's that story to make you feel better.

He had become severely constipated and basically stopped eating. Because we were both working so much I didn't notice until one day he was changing clothes and I saw that he had no ass at all. Like concentration camp victim level of no ass. He failed to mention to me that he had been constipated and just said "yeah, I've been losing weight."

Well, I was so alarmed that I made him a doctor appointment and they rushed him in that day based on my description. He had lost an estimated 30 pounds in 2 months. Again, he made no mention of the constipation. Well .. that fast tracked him for a colonoscopy in just 3 weeks.

The day before the appointment he drank his 2 liter bottle of super pooper potion and spent several hours in the bathroom. He came down later telling me that even though his ass was sore he felt better than he has felt in a very long time and was hungry. He whined for a bit about wanting to eat when he couldn't because of the upcoming test.

Test day comes and they filmed a very clean colon. It was only at this point with a camera buried deep that he told anyone about the constipation and that he hadn't been eating but was super hungry now.

Long story short. My husband did not have cancer he was just full of "it." He regained weight and got back some of his ass.
 
My husband said I am losing mine, but it is still in proportion with the rest of my body. The only place I haven't lost is my boobs. I guess that is a good thing. 🤣
 
nonyabizznez said:
Yup... It's a real pain in the ischial tuberosity!

I can't even look at mine... Looks like a dinosaur scrotum!
I don’t think I have ever seen a dinosaur scrotum so I am having trouble with the imagery.
 
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