British tabloid: reta=godzilla juice

[AllCourtTENNIS 27687]

Daily Mail article about reta

I know, I know. Daily Mail is trash so this isn't really news. They are generally very anti GLP1 and commonly refer to peptides as fat jabs. But if you enjoy a bit of sniffy melodrama, read the piece. It's mostly informative as an example of publicity meant to deter people from resellers and grey market vendors.

 

[eidos]

Not too bad.

What amuses me is that they had to contact a professor who read the clinical study articles to understand. Whereas the people on this forum have probably already read these articles.

It will be funny when a Chinese lab will test a slightly modified version of Reta and it will no longer be considered the same molecule.

 

[Grogu]

Not sure if it’s just me, but I got a pay wall.

 

[AllCourtTENNIS 27687]

Not sure if it’s just me, but I got a pay wall.

I'm using Firefox with multiple paywall/ad blocking extensions. Here's a PDF of the article (stripped of ads and images).

 

[Grogu]

I'm using Firefox with multiple paywall/ad blocking extensions. Here's a PDF of the article (stripped of ads and images).

Thank you! Similar read to many of these articles.

Godzilla juice….. that’s pretty funny. What should we call tirz and sema?

Tirz = King Kong Juice

Sema = Jurassic Park T-Rex Juice

Elora = The “Alien” Juice

 

[5byfive]

You can tell the guy is a total idiot and that the editorial staff is a joke in the first couple paragraphs. It says that he is in a moved maintenance dose then complains he is not losing weight. Someone should at least read over the AI garbage before posting it. Total waste of time.



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[AllCourtTENNIS 27687]

You can tell the guy is a total idiot and that the editorial staff is a joke in the first couple paragraphs. It says that he is in a moved maintenance dose then complains he is not losing weight. Someone should at least read over the AI garbage before posting it. Total waste of time.

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Yeah, it's only a fun read if you enjoy a little bug-eyed hysteria. The author actually consulted a team of criminologists to explain the reta phenomenon lol.

 

[AllCourtTENNIS 27687]

Thank you! Similar read to many of these articles.

Godzilla juice….. that’s pretty funny. What should we call tirz and sema?

Tirz = King Kong Juice

Sema = Jurassic Park T-Rex Juice

Elora = The “Alien” Juice

All these options seem like they would be MORE appealing to the gym bros.

 

[randompersonrandom]

They must think their audience is so stupid.

 

[Fostradamus]

They must think their audience is so stupid.

It's The Daily Mail, their audience is so stupid.

 

[Grogu]

All these options seem like they would be MORE appealing to the gym bros.

How about these for the gym bros:

Sema = My Little Pony Juice

Tirz = Hallmark Movie Juice

Cagri = NPR Podcast Juice

Elora = Library Card Juice

 

[UnusualLLama]

It's The Daily Mail, their audience is so stupid.

Or as I've come to know them, the Daily Fail.

 

[nkresho]

I am absolutely loving the idea of adding an image of godzilla to my M2 labels though...

Will work on that tonight for sure.

 

[Grogu]

I am absolutely loving the idea of adding an image of godzilla to my M2 labels though...

Will work on that tonight for sure.

OMG! I want a godzilla on all my labels now.

Totally unrelated, but I have a co-worker we call Godzilla. I'll have to let her know that she has competition with Reta. It's only her proclivity of destroying cities and breathing fire that we call her that.

 

[Gr33dyOctopus]

If anyone read this article and feels the need to dispose of thier "fake" grey/black reta dm me and ill send you my address!!!

 

[mybodyisasewer]

FTA: "I'm happy to wait until this particular Godzilla of skinny jabs has passed all the necessary checks and can be dispensed legally by a proper pharmacy."

Must be nice to be so wealthy that the system works for you. People like this are so disconnected from reality that mockery is the only answer.

 

[quicksilver80]

Before someone makes a reta stack and calls it reptar'ditrutide. I claim thinking of the name first. Lol

 

[Rolltide61]

It's The Daily Mail, their audience is so stupid.

I read The Daily Mail

 

[skaylife]

OMG! I want a godzilla on all my labels now.

Totally unrelated, but I have a co-worker we call Godzilla. I'll have to let her know that she has competition with Reta. It's only her proclivity of destroying cities and breathing fire that we call her that.

So it will be her picture on your labels

 

[Grogu]

So it will be her picture on your labels

If I put a picture of her on my vials, then those would be some vile vials.

I'd probably end up in HR. Of yeah, I've been called into HR because of her before .