我太兴奋了！这个周末我要第一次自己做……

[HereKittyKitty]

I am chuffed for you, Gr33dy. Wonderful success. Keep going, dude!!!

 

[DjJoshua]

I have the kits I bought from the vendor, a valid looking COA that may or may not be real, but tracks back to a real test from the vendor, supplies from the injection shop to filter and reconstitute, sterile empty vials, have watched the videos putting it all together, and cant quite believe i made it this far!!!

Backstory time!

Only 4 and a half months ago I realized that I could barely wipe my own ass and if I got any bigger I wouldn't be able to. My xxxl stuff was tight on me and I was about to move to 4xl, for years I've bought slip on shoes because I cant tie them and use a sock buddy to get my socks on.

My life and mobility were skidding away from me. Unable to control food noise, very little willpower, a several year long fast food and soda addiction. I thought my life was over.

Then after barely wiping my own ass I decided to see what weight loss options there were besides a personal trainer, dietician, Jenny Craig, coke and meth, or anything else I've tried to do it. Had given up on life.

So online I found glp1s or rather Olympic and tirz, with a little digging decided tirz was for me. My first taste was 10mg 1ml for 299 from fifty410, I was completely ripped off.

After that found the main tirz reddit group, learned about getting a 15mg prescription thru a shady telehealth I could use for full scripts. I bought from brello, good life meds, Refills & pomegranite. Still not getting great deals a 60mg bottle of BPI from pom was still 200. Learned each one of these telehealths are just doing this for a money grab and even colluding with pricing. For a few months became a top 1% poster in the tirz forum.

But I was super interested in grey market, but we couldnt talk about it there, at all. Risk banning to bring it up. So I went to R/peptides & r/reta and looked asked around. All I wanted was a vendor, but everyone pretty much played gatekeeper because of reddit rules and myself and other felt led around in circles.

Then, one day I dm'd a guy and he said, just hit the glp1 forum, or stairway to gray, I never went there, started here and its all I need to move forward!

So yea, im super stoked, have reta and tirz in the powder form and gonna get my own going for a fraction of the 2 grand or so I gave the shitty telehealths. Have lost 59 pounds in the last 4 months and feeling better than I have in years.

Oh and I absolutely fucking love my d110 nimbot. Lol

Thats all I got, just glad to be here and wanted to thank ... Nathan? For helping me as soon as I got here with a shopping list.

Yea boiiiii!

Congrats brother !!!! On the 59 lbs lost that’s huge!! and feeling great is the real win. Sounds like you got tired of overpaying and finally found the grey-market path that works for you. Smart move keep crushing it!! ALSO I researched exactly where you got your peptides straight from the compounding factory and the Chinese person told me to pass on these instructions just for you??

贪婪章鱼的经典金句（中译版）：

减肥药跟你的阴茎泵完全不一样：

用得越多，你反而长得越少（体重越来越轻）

而阴茎泵呢？

用得越多……

你就越清楚地意识到： 你只是在不断给自己的期望充气而已

 

[randompersonrandom]

Since we're talking about butt-wiping...neither of my cats are thin, but one of them has always been a stable weight, even if it's a little higher than it ought to be. His vet says he's not worried, so I'm not. But the other one is the reason I had to stop free-feeding; because he came into my house as a six pound mostly kitten, and blew up to sixteen pounds before I took him to the vet and said ok, what's wrong with this cat? Anyway, everyone involved got put on timed feeders and more exercise and a constant struggle to not let the fatter cat eat all the other cat's food.

The slightly-chubby cat has not gained or lost any weight, which is fine. The fatter cat I fight to the death to keep at 13.8 pounds. Why 13.8 pounds? Because at fourteen pounds, he's too fat to lick his own butt, and the other cat is willing to take care of it, but he refuses and says "That's weird, no, you can't, get away from me." And I'M certainly not going to clean his butt. So when he's howling on the floor and nagging me for more food, my answer is always "No, you need to be able to clean your own butt."

 

[Gr33dyOctopus]

Congrats brother !!!! On the 59 lbs lost that’s huge!! and feeling great is the real win. Sounds like you got tired of overpaying and finally found the grey-market path that works for you. Smart move keep crushing it!! ALSO I researched exactly where you got your peptides straight from the compounding factory and the Chinese person told me to pass on these instructions just for you??

贪婪章鱼的经典金句（中译版）：

减肥药跟你的阴茎泵完全不一样：
用得越多，你反而长得越少（体重越来越轻）

而阴茎泵呢？
用得越多……

你就越清楚地意识到： 你只是在不断给自己的期望充气而已

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Translation!

Weight-loss drugs and your penis pump are not the same thing.

The more weight-loss meds you use?

The smaller you get.

Your body literally deflates.

But a penis pump?

The more you use it…

The more you realize…

You’re not growing.

You’re just inflating expectations.

 

[Gr33dyOctopus]

Congrats brother !!!! On the 59 lbs lost that’s huge!! and feeling great is the real win. Sounds like you got tired of overpaying and finally found the grey-market path that works for you. Smart move keep crushing it!! ALSO I researched exactly where you got your peptides straight from the compounding factory and the Chinese person told me to pass on these instructions just for you??

贪婪章鱼的经典金句（中译版）：

减肥药跟你的阴茎泵完全不一样：
用得越多，你反而长得越少（体重越来越轻）

而阴茎泵呢？
用得越多……

你就越清楚地意识到： 你只是在不断给自己的期望充气而已

Oh, and I've been stacking reta and tirz ( among other things ) and I am now 240.5 feom my initial 330 in august, thats 89.5 pounds less. Im no longer a fat fuck that cant wipe my own ass feeeeelllllsss goooooodddd! I was about to get a couple of cats and start eating catnip at night, so the cats could clean me up in the morning, whew. Glad it never came to that!

 

[DjJoshua]

Oh, and I've been stacking reta and tirz ( among other things ) and I am now 240.5 feom my initial 330 in august, thats 89.5 pounds less. Im no longer a fat fuck that cant wipe my own ass feeeeelllllsss goooooodddd! I was about to get a couple of cats and start eating catnip at night, so the cats could clean me up in the morning, whew. Glad it never came to that!

LOL I thought you would get a kick out of that, That is some good results! After my motorcycle crash I got up to 280 from 230. now im at 244. I started on that Semiglutide and stalled, then switch over to Tirz. Not sure what my final weight goal would be. But to skydive I have to be a min of 250 with my clothes on. ( Can't skydive naked ). Other then that ill just keep rowing the boat of life what else can we do. Keep up the good work. AND as far as tricking your cats for cleaning duty you could get a bidet I love mine,

 

[HereKittyKitty]

A bidet dramatically improves quality of life.

Better yet, get one with a heated seat.

You can thank me later.

 

[RetCurious]

Anyway, everyone involved got put on timed feeders and more exercise and a constant struggle to not let the fatter cat eat all the other cat's food.

FWIW, we resorted to a feeder that reads their vet installed ID tag. If they aren't cleared to eat the feeder closes. Now ask me about the "poop thief" auto litter box. Herding cats ain't easy.

 

[jordekorn]

Oh, and I've been stacking reta and tirz ( among other things ) and I am now 240.5 feom my initial 330 in august, thats 89.5 pounds less. Im no longer a fat fuck that cant wipe my own ass feeeeelllllsss goooooodddd! I was about to get a couple of cats and start eating catnip at night, so the cats could clean me up in the morning, whew. Glad it never came to that!

Bro, so are the cats.

Also, congrats on the weight loss again!

 

[randompersonrandom]

FWIW, we resorted to a feeder that reads their vet installed ID tag. If they aren't cleared to eat the feeder closes. Now ask me about the "poop thief" auto litter box. Herding cats ain't easy.

I'm thinking about it. Still a timed feeder, but into one of those. Trouble is, one of the boys will NOT wear a collar, so I gotta look up if you can base it off their implant.

 

[RetCurious]

所以我得查一下能不能根据他们的植入物来判断。

我们的设备可以读取植入的芯片。

Sure Petcare 出品的 SureFeed 微芯片宠物喂食器

这款猫粮喂食器只有植入芯片的猫才能打开，防止其他宠物偷吃猫粮。它还能防止宠物过量进食，并将处方粮与其他食物分开存放。

www.surepetcare.com

 

[randompersonrandom]

我们的设备可以读取植入的芯片。

Sure Petcare 出品的 SureFeed 微芯片宠物喂食器

这款猫粮喂食器只有植入芯片的猫才能打开，防止其他宠物偷吃猫粮。它还能防止宠物过量进食，并将处方粮与其他食物分开存放。

www.surepetcare.com

我可能会去看看。唯一可能阻止我去的，就是想到如果那只胖乎乎/爱欺负人的家伙学会了每次想吃东西的时候就冲过来用胳膊肘把不那么胖/温柔的家伙挤开，那该有多让人沮丧啊。

 

[HZM808]

我亲爱的弗兰克竟然连自己的屁股都舔不干净了……兽医说用海绵蘸温水擦，感觉就像自己用舌头舔一样……弗兰克很不高兴。他说：“这根本不像我自己舔，一点都不像。”