Tumor ALL OF A SUDDEN

[FlowerFairy]

The last time mine was removed, I was really glad I couldn’t feel it. I worked w/my doctor and we were friends, so he was more expressive that he would be with other patients. He was making me laugh- his constant, “oh my god! Are you sure you don’t feel anything? Wow.. this is DEEP!…” the Entire Time he was working on it- he sounded like a teenager watching a Dr Pimple popper video.

 

[RubbaDubba1]

Had a couple of these on my neck, over the years. It was a sebaceous cyst both times, tell him to go see a general surgeon and it can be removed in office in under 30 minutes. They'll send it away for a pathology report to be sure. Hope that's all it is.

 

[sheilarae74]

My late husband used to get those all the time. I have a few times in my life. They are gross to have to pop. It makes things easier on everyone if you go to the Dr and have the sac removed,

 

[LabRatBarbie]

What answer did you get?

I got a lot of answers… And I’m currently doing the deepest research on a few of them.

 

[Derby]

Lipomas are non-tender, sebaceous cyst is more likely.

 

[Elocin]

HARD NO. And also no to those hoof-cleaning videos. NO THANK YOU.

I’m scared to ask/google what hoof cleaning is…

 

[Rolltide61]

What I find funny is that due to prior experience in this forum, you felt compelled to emphasize that fact as a preemptive bail of sorts.

I bet she's a hoot to drink with.

 

[randompersonrandom]

I'm with you on the hoof-cleaning, but my lady, the sheer tingly ASMR of watching a real juicy cyst exploding streams of pus all over the place...I assure you, once you relish the first cyst hack, you never go back.

GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.

I’m scared to ask/google what hoof cleaning is…

It actually IS hooves, mostly cows. And I recommend not googling. No thank you, absolutely not.

 

[SeaGypsy]

My answer would be, Gross! I'M IN!!

same, my response would be hang on, lemme get my sharp stuff and I'll be there in 5

 

[tubby]

You're much nicer than me. I would have entertained myself by immediately changing the topic to trusts and wills and how important they can be to have in place, while simultaneously saying "most likely nothing to worry about" to drive some real fear into him, even though as others note, it's most likely not a significant concern.

 

[Peotidethrowaway]

My late husband used to get those all the time. I have a few times in my life. They are gross to have to pop. It makes things easier on everyone if you go to the Dr and have the sac removed,

One persons gross is another persons treasure

 

[jason370]

 

[Smiter]

same, my response would be hang on, lemme get my sharp stuff and I'll be there in 5

SISTER!!!!

GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.

I want to. But to think about it, I need to know if the visualization worked for you. Did the imagery make it clear. Did it evoke strong emotive signals of pleasure through dopamine release?

You're much nicer than me. I would have entertained myself by immediately changing the topic to trusts and wills and how important they can be to have in place, while simultaneously saying "most likely nothing to worry about" to drive some real fear into him, even though as others note, it's most likely not a significant concern.

My man!

I’m scared to ask/google what hoof cleaning is…

Yeah, don't do that. Ask Youtube and watch a video of it and see what the heck it is, and do let me know. For the sake of science.

One persons gross is another persons treasure

and pleasure.

Lol he lives across the street. I guess that’s how you would do it. It made me laugh though

Okay, now in lieu of future services rendered, you would be obligated to supply future details of the offending cyst. Remember, your report should be professional and complete, including all the wholesome details of the pus, its force, color, smell, and the amount exuded. Use AI to embellish your writing if need be. Do a good job.

P.S: Remember, Videos are mandatory.