Reta Vars: ~Being Obesos; This hits so differently!!

[Smiter]

HAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY young man!

Errrr....that loooong drawl might be why the sound of the wish arrived a day late, but thank you very much. Young man? Not there yet, but I will surely try... Got to put on some Eye of the Tiger, Real American, and the music that was released on the exact same day I was born... That shit is so crazy... It's like the movie came out and when the music hit, I just had to claw my way out 28 days early. Poor mom, but she shouldn't have exposed her ears to Basil Poledouris. His stuff will turn poodles into T-rexes, grow follicles even @CharlieBrown can't shave off, make @UnusualLLama get a triple digit RHR, and even make GLP's strong enough to work on @Rolltide61

 

[Smiter]

I bought about 24 cans of tuna when it went on sale for $1.67

Oh so thats what you do for work. You make thermometers for a living. But I didn't think you were big enough to make it on an industrial scale. With that much mercury, you could become the first planet in our Solar System.

 

[BNLFL]

You want something that smacks you hard? Try a 8mg shot of J5 MLB Reta.

 

[domin8brix]

Errrr....that loooong drawl might be why the sound of the wish arrived a day late, but thank you very much. Young man? Not there yet, but I will surely try... Got to put on some Eye of the Tiger, Real American, and the music that was released on the exact same day I was born... That shit is so crazy... It's like the movie came out and when the music hit, I just had to claw my way out 28 days early. Poor mom, but she shouldn't have exposed her ears to Basil Poledouris. His stuff will turn poodles into T-rexes, grow follicles even @CharlieBrown can't shave off, make @UnusualLLama get a triple digit RHR, and even make GLP's strong enough to work on @Rolltide61

You're well younger than I am so you are in fact a young man!

 

[domin8brix]

You want something that smacks you hard? Try a 8mg shot of J5 MLB Reta.

My toilet has requested that I not.

 

[Smiter]

You're well younger than I am so you are in fact a young man!

Never have I wished you were 22 years old more than now.

My toilet has requested that I not.

EEEEWWW! Never have I wished to be blind more than now.

 

[laansasa]

First off, Happy Birthday!!!Other than reta and AOD, I have no idea what any of the other things are...but I am guessing it is a guy thing (you just gave me more reading research to do out of morbid curiosity)... It does seem like besides the fact you turned 44, it was a pretty eventful day (and yesterday)... I think you should write a book about your chronicles - I'd be all in! Instructional and may I say very, very entertaining!

 

[WLBLD]

Hope you had a Very Happy Birthday!! Not sure how I didn't see this until today

 

[Smiter]

First off, Happy Birthday!!!

Thank you, ma'am.

Hope you had a Very Happy Birthday

Thank you, too.

Not sure how I didn't see this until today

Big Forum censorship.

I have no idea what any of the other things are...but I am guessing it is a guy thing (you just gave me more reading research to do out of morbid curiosity)

Huh? You're welcome.. "Legere est fundamentum omnis scientiae"-To read is the foundation of all knowledge- Arn the Knight Templar.

So I did my good deed for the day. Thank goodness, I finally did one good turn for the Queen of Charityville.

I think you should write a book about your chronicles - I'd be all in!

I could, but I dont want to be canceled. I already had trouble with my non-fictional Dark psychology book. Bezos took it out of advertisement.

Instructional and may I say very, very entertaining!

Glad I could be of service, especially to you. The immense obligation to your terrifying benevolence is humbling. A few smiles in return for your kindness...Hmmm, if I try real hard, maybeee I could pull it off. After all, laughter is the best medicine, or it was, until Reta made her debut.

 

[Smiter]

First off, Happy Birthday!!!Other than reta and AOD, I have no idea what any of the other things are...but I am guessing it is a guy thing (you just gave me more reading research to do out of morbid curiosity)... It does seem like besides the fact you turned 44, it was a pretty eventful day (and yesterday)... I think you should write a book about your chronicles - I'd be all in! Instructional and may I say very, very entertaining!

Here's what Euphoria is... Clenbuterol was for a long time, the king of exercise ergogenic compounds... More dangerous to athletes than Epstein was to a Palestinian teen model. That thing has broken more hearts than all Playboy centerfolds put together. Clenbuterol is where the guy phrase- Eat Clen, Tren Hard partially came from..don't even ask me about Tren. Mr.Trenbolone is to anabolic steroids what Temujin Borjigin aka Genghiz Khan is to Emperors:- Numero Uno. Trenbolone is the second manliest substance to ever be made. What's the other guy things, let's see...hmmm...euphoria, done, clen done...ah yes, Var..short for Anavar. It's an oral AAS, one of the milder ones, but more importantly, one of the few non-estrogen converting ones.

 

[domin8brix]

EEEEWWW! Never have I wished to be blind more than now.

Bro, you told us all about the exorcisms you've had in the bathroom, the street goes both ways!!!

Never have I wished you were 22 years old more than now.

Never have I wished I was 22 years old more than now.

 

[Smiter]

Bro, you told us all about the exorcisms you've had in the bathroom, the street goes both ways!!!

Never have I wished I was 22 years old more than now.

And you claimed you weren't entertaining...

Speaking of, have you guys ever checked what movie or song released on the day you were born or close to it. I once did an online quiz where you find if you were the song released on the day you were born what would you be? Needless to say, I was stunned, gobsmacked when I saw what came out on the 14th of May 1982. When I say stunned, I mean I turned into a gluestick-eating, window-licking mess.

 

[laansasa]

Here's what Euphoria is... Clenbuterol was for a long time, the king of exercise ergogenic compounds... More dangerous to athletes than Epstein was to a Palestinian teen model. That thing has broken more hearts than all Playboy centerfolds put together. Clenbuterol is where the guy phrase- Eat Clen, Tren Hard partially came from..don't even ask me about Tren. Mr.Trenbuterol is to anabolic steroids what Temujin Borjigin aka Genghiz Khan is to Emperors:- Numero Uno. Trenbuterol is the second manliest substance to ever be made. What's the other guy things, let's see...hmmm...euphoria, done, clen done...ah yes, Var..short for Anavar. It's an oral AAS, one of the milder ones, but more importantly, one of the few non-estrogen converting ones.

Very interesting...!!! Those Genghis Khan and Epstein conparisons, tho....on point!

 

[Smiter]

Very interesting...!!! Those Genghis Khan and Epstein conparisons, tho....on point!

Sigh! Yeah, it's a congenital defect. I was born The Sword of Goujian. I never lose a point or my edge, and I retain my sharpness and bite. It's so boring, but what can you do? I just have to suffer with this and take it like a man.

 

[laansasa]

Well, your research's consequences show you took one for the team! Well done. I applaud thee.

 

[Smiter]

Well, your research's consequences show you took one for the team! Well done. I applaud thee.

Thank you. Once in a while, it does help to find one's peers recognizing his sacrifices and service. Now, what about the following?

have you guys ever checked what movie or song released on the day you were born or close to it. I once did an online quiz where you find if you were the song released on the day you were born what would you be?

If I am the music that came out the day I was born, I've no issues at all... The only manlier thing than Trenbolone. Cialis, and Viagra kneel in obeisance and kowtow to this Grandmaster of Badassery.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZY2mRG5mzg

WARNING:- Don't allow women pregnant with daughters to hear this. They will instantly become great-grandmothers because they will give birth to pregnant daughters who will then deliver pregnant daughters themselves.

 

[desinr-gal]

what is var?

 

[Smiter]

what is var?

short for Anavar- favorite AAS of women...errr.. make that smart women.

 

[desinr-gal]

short for Anavar- favorite AAS of women...errr.. make that smart women.

thanks, running off to research that

 

[SeaGypsy]

How the hell did I miss this post!!! I can't really help as I have no idea what the meds you mentioned (aside from Reta) are. I can honestly say I read all of the post, I always get a good laugh out of your post and responses. I do feel sad that I missed telling you Happy birthday so

Happy Birthday