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2dogs2cats said:
I told my cats about all your cats. They send their regards. Here's my girl Ivy, also known as Little Fang because she always forgets to put her teeth away when she closes her mouth 😆
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Fang is beautiful. I love greyscale cats. Also, a woman I know and have a great deal of affection for is named Fang (pronounced "Phong") and now I read "Fang" as that no matter what.
 
Okay, so here goes my two fur faces!! This first one is Smokey the Cat AKA Sissy Cat. The second one is Radar AKA Kee Cat. Last one is both my chonky boys chillin on the couch.

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Just wanted to pop in and say: both my cats are both fat and dumb. I eat a lot of plant-based meat because I like it and it's frequently lower calories than if I used the animal-based kind without any significant sacrifice of enjoyment. (I barely notice that my tofu-based hot dogs aren't hot dogs, cause they've got mustard and celery salt and cucumbers on them. My impossible chik'n patties are indistinguishable from chicken, and so forth.)

I've also been solving the "I really want junk food" and "I really need more protein" problems by dumping a protein shake in a ninja creami container mixed with a spoonful of pistachio pudding mix, freezing it, and having what my brain registers as "chocolate ice cream" later.

Both cats come running and want to eat my food. I'm like "ok, first, I have never, ever given either of you human food and I don't know why you'd think that would change now. Second, this is not what you think it is and I think you wouldn't actually want it if you'd had it.

Neither of them believe me and they both loudly insist that they are starving and that a bite of my chik'n sandwich or my protein-shake ice cream is just what they need to survive. Then they settle in to sit way too close, leaning obnoxiously hard toward me and making strong corner-of-my-eye contact while they breathe on me and look pitiful til I shoo them off the couch because STOP it.
 
Mine have convinced me that it's only fair if I eat, they eat.

I keep a small container of their snacks handy to pay the toll.

1 kibble apiece seems to do the trick. Feeding them before I eat is also a good distraction.
 
Lilith the huntress

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catwitch said:
She’s a stunner!
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I wish she were more snuggly or more cuddly. She's got body for it but not the attitude. I've picked her up and put her on my lap every day for the last 7 years and she barely gives me 5-10 minutes before she jumps off and goes back outside. She just lives for the thrill of the hunt.
 
Mine has gone from starving on the street to needing Ozempic (did you know they're trialing that for cats now?)

Edit: To be clear that was a joke and she's not actually on Ozempic!!!

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You know it's getting closer to jab day when your cat starts looking more and more like roast chicken...

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deleted.user.16 said:
Mine has gone from starving on the street to needing Ozempic (did you know they're trialing that for cats now?)

Edit: To be clear that was a joke and she's not actually on Ozempic!!!

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Someone has an EXTRA THUMB!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
 
This morning, as I napped in the guest room (I'm an early riser, DH not so much) my Layla decided the best activity for her Saturday morning was to flip over the HVAC vent cover and climb into the duct. I hear this strange scratching out of a solid sleep.

I get up, look over and see her back and her tail. I was beside myself trying to get her out. It was a harrowing few minutes until DH appeared took one look at the situation and asked for a towel. Meanwhile, she hit the turn in the duct and turned herself around. He held the towel in front of her so she had something to grab onto and out she came.

Destroyed my hand but she's fine.

There's not a micron if plaque in my system now. The adrenaline cleared it all out.

The demon in a calmer moment.
 
HereKittyKitty said:
This morning, as I napped in the guest room (I'm an early riser, DH not so much) my Layla decided the best activity for her Saturday morning was to flip over the HVAC vent cover and climb into the duct. I hear this strange scratching out of a solid sleep.

I get up, look over and see her back and her tail. I was beside myself trying to get her out. It was a harrowing few minutes until DH appeared took one look at the situation and asked for a towel. Meanwhile, she hit the turn in the duct and turned herself around. He held the towel in front of her so she had something to grab onto and out she came.

Destroyed my hand but she's fine.

There's not a micron if plaque in my system now. The adrenaline cleared it all out.

The demon in a calmer moment.
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Oh my god that is terrifying, I'm glad your demon is ok!

My demon also likes to get up to stuff like that. Usually it ends with a loud crashing sound but an okay kitty.
 
deleted.user.16 said:
Oh my god that is terrifying, I'm glad your demon is ok!

My demon also likes to get up to stuff like that. Usually it ends with a loud crashing sound but an okay kitty.
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It took me 10 minutes to calm down.

Of everything my pair get into, never ever anything like that. They're usually just freaking themselves out over absolutely nothing. LOL
 
Oooh a cat thread!! 😍

We have 5 cats.. lol. 2 senior girls, and the 3 amigos are our newest additions.

My son had asked if we could get a kitten from his friend. They had found 2 cats on their property who were dumped. 🙁 one of the cats was pregnant. What was supposed to be 1 kitten, turned into 3. 😂 My son is very convincing.

Here are our babies.
 
Elocin said:
Oooh a cat thread!! 😍

We have 5 cats.. lol. 2 senior girls, and the 3 amigos are our newest additions.

My son had asked if we could get a kitten from his friend. They had found 2 cats on their property who were dumped. 🙁 one of the cats was pregnant. What was supposed to be 1 kitten, turned into 3. 😂 My son is very convincing.

Here are our babies.
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Oh my goodness!!! such beautiful darlings 🥰
 
I'm so jealous of all y'all with your beautiful teddy-bear longhairs. I've always wished the cat distro system would gift me a longhair ("CDS, I see what you've done for others...") but it only gives me tux or greyscale boys. I've never actually picked a cat, and if I wanted to, I'd have to either tell the CDS "no" when it sends me my cat (which is so risky, and also, the ones it sends me are gorgeous and wonderful and an absolute delight to live with) or break the two-cat ceiling, which I will not do.
 
randompersonrandom said:
I'm so jealous of all y'all with your beautiful teddy-bear longhairs. I've always wished the cat distro system would gift me a longhair ("CDS, I see what you've done for others...") but it only gives me tux or greyscale boys. I've never actually picked a cat, and if I wanted to, I'd have to either tell the CDS "no" when it sends me my cat (which is so risky, and also, the ones it sends me are gorgeous and wonderful and an absolute delight to live with) or break the two-cat ceiling, which I will not do.
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