Is your arse still there?

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Batscout said:
I successfully met my goal and beyond but in the process, I lost me arse. I’ve looked everywhere for it; at work, under the bed, in my closet and in my car. It is nowhere to be found. I don’t want to be arse-less. Where do I find it? If it’s gone, can I get another? Anyone else lose theirs?
Mine has not disappeared. I have a tendency, much more than most men, to have a big bottom. Yes, it's shrunk but I'd have to get far skinnier than I'd like to get in order to be rid of it.
 
Batscout said:
I don’t think I have ever seen a dinosaur scrotum so I am having trouble with the imagery.
I wanted to help you out but ChatGPT was unwilling to assist. Further non-AI research showed that reptiles don't have testicles and that birds, another close relative of the dinosaurs, have testicles but those are inside the birds. Having external testicles help keep them from overheating while allowing the human body to draw them closer when cold. Because many dinosaurs are believed to be at least somewhat warm-blooded and many were huge, it would not be surprising if dinosaurs had external testicles housed in a scrotum. However, as far as I can tell, no one actually knows whether a dinosaur had a scrotum.

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My Condolences to all of those who have lost their ass 🍑

And commiserations to those who never had one to begin with and …

Sorry about the dino scrotum 🦕

I got ass. I am the only woman in the family who does. Other half keeps a vigilant check on it every week and though it is smaller, it’s still bigger than the average bear.

Strangely I’ve also kept the boobs which I was not expecting. Can’t imagine they will survive another 40lbs loss but they might ….
 
The headline might read:

Glp1 users who didn't "lose their asses" in Peptocalypse 2025 now report diminishing asses.
 
Years ago, I worked with a woman who complained that every time she went on a diet her boobs got smaller and when she went off the diet, her butt got bigger. Since I'm male with "normal" round butt genes, my fat lands in my midsection and my butt just stays as it always was.

My dad (a child of the Great Depression) on seeing someone with a small posterior would comment that they must be "taking that wonder drug no-ass-a-tall". Now I'm thinking he was ahead of his time and foresaw the effects of GLP1.
 
Batscout said:
I successfully met my goal and beyond but in the process, I lost me arse. I’ve looked everywhere for it; at work, under the bed, in my closet and in my car. It is nowhere to be found. I don’t want to be arse-less. Where do I find it? If it’s gone, can I get another? Anyone else lose theirs?

I find it weird that growing up people wanted to avoid having much of a butt. Now they seem to want a large butt.
 
karib574 said:
Focusing on squats, step ups, weighted hip raises, lunges. I took too long off the gym, no wonder I lost my butt. 🙄
I definitely need to renew my workout efforts.
 
byefatlicia said:
If only big bellies were in fashion...
I hear you but I don’t want a big butt, I don’t think they are esthetically pleasing. I just want a butt. When you look at my profile now, it’s like a straight line all the way down, head to toe. I’ve lost too much weight, and yet I still feel a panic that SSA and SRY have disappeared. I have a good stock of most GLP1s but feel I need more.
 
HumanusExMachina said:
Years ago, I worked with a woman who complained that every time she went on a diet her boobs got smaller and when she went off the diet, her butt got bigger. Since I'm male with "normal" round butt genes, my fat lands in my midsection and my butt just stays as it always was.

My dad (a child of the Great Depression) on seeing someone with a small posterior would comment that they must be "taking that wonder drug no-ass-a-tall". Now I'm thinking he was ahead of his time and foresaw the effects of GLP1.
Wow, no kidding. I wonder what drug may have been around then. Maybe I will start calling Tirz Noassatol.
 
keangkong said:
I find it weird that growing up people wanted to avoid having much of a butt. Now they seem to want a large butt.i
I agree, the younger generations want, medium size boobs, a tiny waist, toned, arms, and legs, and a large squishy butt. Unfortunately, though, that is nearly impossible to achieve without some type of surgical intervention. If one naturally has a tiny waist and toned, arms and legs they often have a smaller butt. In my case, though, I am lacking the comfortable padding which helps with sitting.
 
Batscout said:
I hear you but I don’t want a big butt, I don’t think they are esthetically pleasing. I just want a butt. When you look at my profile now, it’s like a straight line all the way down, head to toe. I’ve lost too much weight, and yet I still feel a panic that SSA and SRY have disappeared. I have a good stock of most GLP1s but feel I need more.
I'm a guy. In my opinion, women get too worried about their boob size and their butt size.
 
keangkong said:
I'm a guy. In my opinion, women get too worried about their boob size and their butt size.
Thank you for saying that. I think women judge each other harshly.
 
MsGizmo said:
Not me, I'm just beginning (I still have enough for 4 people 🤣) But some years ago my husband did and here's that story to make you feel better.

He had become severely constipated and basically stopped eating. Because we were both working so much I didn't notice until one day he was changing clothes and I saw that he had no ass at all. Like concentration camp victim level of no ass. He failed to mention to me that he had been constipated and just said "yeah, I've been losing weight."

Well, I was so alarmed that I made him a doctor appointment and they rushed him in that day based on my description. He had lost an estimated 30 pounds in 2 months. Again, he made no mention of the constipation. Well .. that fast tracked him for a colonoscopy in just 3 weeks.

The day before the appointment he drank his 2 liter bottle of super pooper potion and spent several hours in the bathroom. He came down later telling me that even though his ass was sore he felt better than he has felt in a very long time and was hungry. He whined for a bit about wanting to eat when he couldn't because of the upcoming test.

Test day comes and they filmed a very clean colon. It was only at this point with a camera buried deep that he told anyone about the constipation and that he hadn't been eating but was super hungry now.

Long story short. My husband did not have cancer he was just full of "it." He regained weight and got back some of his ass.
Glad he found some of his ass.
 
byefatlicia said:
If only big bellies were in fashion
Surely the time of the high fashion visible belly outline approaches….

I’ve heard camel 🐪 toe is in…. Surely it can’t be too long 😉
 
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