Somewhere along the way, without my consent, my wardrobe decided to level up.
I’ve always been a “canvas/chamois/heavy overshirt untucked because that’s who I am as a person” kind of guy. Then the last couple months happened.
Stage 1: “Huh… my Carhartts are getting loose.”
Stage 2: “Wait… my T‑shirt stays tucked in? By itself??”
Stage 3: “Hold up, I can wear a chamois over a T‑shirt now?”
Final Boss: This morning I put on a T‑shirt… under a button‑down… tucked that in… and it actually looked normal. Pants still loose. Universe still intact.
At this rate, by summer I’ll be out here wearing linen and having opinions about tailoring.