Doritos with Protein
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God bless the man who made this.
RealRJ760 said:
I read a couple years ago, these food companies/ conglomerates met with GPL Pharma companies bc they were concerned about their profit margins with folks on these meds. They decided to get in the game quickly with the protein need.
That said, I never liked Doritos, but I hear they can flame a fire quickly for smores.
That said, I never liked Doritos, but I hear they can flame a fire quickly for smores.
jordekorn said:
They were handing out some protein snacks in Costco last time my wife and I were in there and they had a little sign '30G protein!'. My wife asked to try one and me, of course, being the smartass that I am said 'let me see that bag'. So I turned it around to the back and started perusing the 50+ things in the ingredient list that you can't pronounce and said 'why is all of this stuff in there?'. My wife poked me and said 'stop that'. There were at least 3 seed oils in it and the rest of the stuff, no one except a chemist knows what any of it is. But, I digress, it's FDA approved so must be OK.
It’s like when gluten free started, juice would say it was gluten free, food no one ever thought had gluten said it had no gluten. Wild stuff. It feeds my pessimist side, I always know to pay attention to how something is said or worded, instead of the words.rkbleddyn said:
So what is the "protein?" Hooves and toenails?
My protein Doritos have a bacon, onion, green chili, and cheese omelet underneath them.
I swear, I could put these on a stick and make a killing at carnivals.
My protein Doritos have a bacon, onion, green chili, and cheese omelet underneath them.
I swear, I could put these on a stick and make a killing at carnivals.
I must just not be sensitive to the protein taste or texture of the quest ones bec I like them.
jordekorn said:
I know, as ridiculous as it is, I saw chicken breasts with a gluten free label on it, not talking breaded stuff, just frozen chicken, lol.
Vriende said:
They may as well just save some room on the label and list 'diabetes', 'heart disease', 'systemic inflammation', 'metabolic syndrome' on there. At least most people can pronounce that.
Or your taste buds are shot? loldomin8brix said:
CNCCurrency said:
is there a South Park episode for that yet? They're forgetting the 'heart healthy' label. Shameless is what they are. Ancel Keys had nothing on these guys, they are real pro level charlatans, snake oil vendors.
One could almost go by price. With the cost of meat nowadays, anything with real complete protein should cost 10x.
Seriously, they're probably re-routing Kitten-k-boodle to the Dorito line. I'm in! Shineyer coat. I love it!
Seriously, they're probably re-routing Kitten-k-boodle to the Dorito line. I'm in! Shineyer coat. I love it!
Same here. I love quest chips. The texture feels a little different at first but I got used to it and they are my go-to snack. Nacho cheese, ranch, and chili lime are my 3 faves.domin8brix said:
laansasa said:Same here. I love quest chips. The texture feels a little different at first but I got used to it and they are my go-to snack. Nacho cheese, ranch, and chili lime are my 3 faves.
I think I couldn’t get past the texture. And a bit of after taste.
CandyCap said:
I was hoping this was something of substance, but this guy might as well have been wearing a tin foil hat. Like big food hasn’t been making foodstuffs more addictive for the last several decades
. This isn’t a new thing.I ate 10 doritos with 10g of protein and I was satisfied. Enjoyed them, but haven’t thought about them again. If that was big foods attempt to make me addicted with crunchy chips like it was crack, I have a message, it didn’t work
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These are my absolute favorite!copepmuscle said:
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