Don't get too excited when you notice you can buy crypto on Venmo

[randompersonrandom]

Noticed on Feb 22nd that I had a couple hundred bucks in my venmo, thought "oh neat, I can grab some peps outside of my strict budget" because I am an addict shut up.

Bought ten bucks in PYUSD just to check, and I can't send it yet, cause it wants me to upload my selfie and my ID, that's fine, I was gonna stick it in my exodus wallet anyway. Gave them their documentation.

I've been looking at this ever since. Sold the pyusd back a few days ago, and said "aha, random, you thought you'd be sneaky and try to buy outside your budget, that's what you get.". But I think I WILL still check in here and there to see whether it's been a day yet.

 

[Mayostardayonnaise]

Back at it again, I see?

 

[randompersonrandom]

Back at it again, I see?

My ten year reta stash isn't gonna build itself!

 

[Mayostardayonnaise]

I should probably shut up! “There’s like..dunno..one vial in there” is my go to if I’m asked about the fridge. I need 10 years of Reta too. When we’ve completed our stash, all that will be left is to write and perform our arias about the whole thing

 

[randompersonrandom]

I should probably shut up! “There’s like..dunno..one vial in there” is my go to if I’m asked about the fridge. I need 10 years of Reta too. When we’ve completed our stash, all that will be left is to write and perform our arias about the whole thing

I've already got ten years of tirz, by which time reta will have been on the market for more than long enough for me to be comfortable switching to that. I honest to God WILL stop myself if I try to go beyond that because in five years they'll probably discover that there's some kind of "cure" that costs seven cents and has no side effects, and being fat if you don't want to be fat will be something they teach about the history books.